maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm always down for nudity.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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