i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I seem to have left my pride at pride
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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