Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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