i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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