My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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