i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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