I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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