ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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