Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
