I want to make a zoo with you.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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