His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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