Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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