just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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