Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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