Pass out mid-funnel last night.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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