No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
