Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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