she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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