I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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