I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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