who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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