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Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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