How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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