: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
