I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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