just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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