physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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