Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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