But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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