She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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