She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
