I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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