I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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