Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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