I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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