I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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