real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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