i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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