well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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