When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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