Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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