I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
only you would photoshop your dick
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
