my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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