Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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