CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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