he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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