Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
