My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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