I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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