I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
false alarm. still invincible.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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