I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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