remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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